Is Steve Harvey a Jerk on Family Feud

Family unit Feud'southward main source of funny is Steve basically proverb what the audience is thinking and berating contestants for giving stupid answers, generally being shocked if the answer is actually on the board. Thanks to the show'southward official YouTube page, he got major points with the fanbase before Flavour 12 even began. He's also responsible for the testify's ratings being ameliorate than they've ever been before.

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• "When people talk about 'The Big I', what do they refer to?" The first respond? A human's privates. Cue the most ballsy "WTF?!" face from Steve.

  Steve: ..."Family"! "Family"! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?!

• During a question asking for a word or phrase that starts with "Pot", a contestant responded with "Potato."Steve, subsequently being shocked for a few seconds (and tin can exist seen mouthing "Potato?"), responded to both the family and audience with "Why y'all clapping?" After explaining the trouble with the contestant's answer, he stated that "I'm gonna merely... kickoff walking towards the [other] family." Every bit information technology turned out, "Murphy" was on the board, shocking Steve again and prompting him to beg for the contestant's forgiveness.
  • Not only was it on the lath, it was the number two reply.
• "In this bad economic system, what might Santa Claus take to do to i of his reindeer?" "Consume 1." Steve then proceeded to tear into the guy and his family unit ("You stop high-fivin' him!"), taking said response to its logical extreme. And then it was on the lath, stunning Steve to the point where he could only muster a small "Wow."
• "Name a brute people sometimes get rid of past flushing it down the toilet." A very innocent-looking teenage girl dressed similar she read some Dawson-era manner tips answers the stuff that you normally flush down the toilet. Steve's reaction is just a little TMI.
• "We asked 100 men. Proper noun a part of your body that'south bigger than it was when y'all were 16." The 2nd contestant gives the answer you've all been waiting for, to which Steve slowly crumples to the floor... all while the timer continues to count down. After information technology hits zip, well... just sentinel. (The full round was MUCH worse, though.)
• Not on the show'due south YouTube page only nonetheless unaired, this substitution where Steve celebrates the birthday of the cue card lady. He so points out her husband "Woodstock" (so named because he's "been a hippie his unabridged life"), only to find that Don (the man standing to Steve's correct who gives him each question card) was the cue menu lady's first husband.

  Steve: Well, welcome to Family Feud everybody. ... Right later the evidence, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass.

• During a question asking for something that a person with long legs might not be able to fit into, a contestant responded with "Long Pants." Steve responded by walking over to the contestant and basically lecturing her as a begetter would to his daughter over her pick. Steve's next reaction says it all.
• October 2010: A daughter nicknamed Double-D.

  Steve: ...y'all can do that on Family Feud? This is the greatest show I've e'er had!

• Steve cheers a strike.
• Information technology's not uncommon for a family to reveal all the answers on the board, and it has happened many times with no Strikes. A pastor'southward family doing a Strikeless Sweep on this question is... well, information technology probably hasn't happened before or since.

  Steve: (smiling) I gotta go to this church!

• Later in the same episode, "Name something a infiltrator would not desire to see when he breaks into a house." "Nekkid grandmaw!" The best part? It was the #2 respond (listed as "Gun/Occupant)".

  Opponent: (deadpan) I wouldn't want to see that, either.

• "Proper name a profession where you might get booed." "A comedian." Despite the exact backspacing the poor girl cut loose with, Steve looked similar he took information technology personally.
• During Fast Money: "Proper name a job that's muddy, but someone has to exercise it." "Plumber. [buzz-buzz] Uh .... Gynecologist."
• These three questions have the same train of thought by the contestants.

  Steve: This is when you lot know we're goin' to Hell.

• "Name a reason why someone may leave a house through the window." Vanessa gives an respond ("They lock themselves in the firm, with the bolt lock-the actress lock on superlative.") which Steve notes has already been given ("Lost Central / Locked In") by literally walking upward to the lath and pointing at it... but she says it'southward dissimilar ("Maybe you spell 'lock' with two Ks"). She re-phrases her answer as "the deadbolt is stuck", to which Steve but says "Okay, I tell you lot what, let's simply get with this one right here." It's accepted equally "Broken Door" . Steve, shocked past the discovery, ends up hugging and kneeling downwards to her.

  Steve: Forgive me, I'm sorry. I idea that was the stupidest reply...

• Contrary to what Steve heard at commencement, this contestant did non say "my blackness-ass parents".
• May 2011: Name a kind of scissure. No, seriously.

  Steve: (resignedly) This show is going to hell.

• "Proper noun something a man might requite a nickname to." "His private parts." Steve'south reaction says information technology all.

  Steve: Obviously, this isn't the show I idea it was...

  • Even more hilarious was that information technology came out on the board as "His Ding-Dong".
• September 16, 2011: "Name something you run into in every scary movie."
• Fall 2011: "Proper name something y'all put in your oral cavity but don't eat." A pastor'due south wife gives the dingy answer you're more than likely thinking of (sperm), and Steve responds with probably the best "The Reason You Suck" Voice communication in the history of the genre... not only to her, merely possibly likewise to the show, which has been using these kinds of questions on purpose.

  Steve: (mocking her) "Nosotros're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! It doesn't matter I'1000 a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! You know information technology's upwards there, Steve-" (normal) No, I don't know a damn matter that's upward at that place! What you ain't gonna do is elevate me into your petty nasty world! I don't know nothin' that'southward up there! "Oh, Steve, you know what's up there-" The hell I know what's up there!.... I have kids. Now... sp-spe...
  (Strike sound plays; Steve goes into Happy Dance mode as the contestant looks shocked)

  • Fabricated even funnier by the fact that Steve anticipates the respond, and prefaces all of this with a "Remember of the Censors!" spiel. So he visibly grimaces when he realizes his plea fell on deaf ears.
  • Before that, Steve asks the question, sees the huge grin on the contestant's face, and mutters "Wow" and backs upward.

  Steve: [Have] y'all ever walked up to somebody, saw the expect on their face, and you just KNOW?

• "Name something an airline pilot may exist belongings during a long flight?"
• "Which of the Seven Dwarfs best describes your wife in bed?" A Youtube commenter described information technology best:

  "You know you've entered unsafe waters when even a Marine refuses to reply a question."

  • To his credit, the Marine finally throws himself on that grenade, so... Hoo Rah.
  • Even improve, someone else in the comments pointed out the Marine had a Combat Action Ribbon and a Purple Middle.
• "Name something that gets passed around" "A Articulation". Despite Steve's reaction, it'south on the board. What makes this moment fifty-fifty better is the other contestant'southward answer, "a church collection plate" was worth less, and it was the simply answer on the lath worth less than "a articulation"

  Steve: It scored less than the articulation. This is not skillful.

• Nov seven, 2011: Proper noun the best dressed game bear witness host. "Steve Harvey" is up there... in the last slot. Steve is incredulous, only at least the audience thank you for him.
• Steve loses it over inconsistent judging surrounding the question "Proper noun something that comes out of a hole."
• Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with his nuts. Fabricated even funnier when someone responded with "Eating basics" when Harvey didn't even finish the question, the same person later saying "Show me nuts!" The clincher, though, is the end of the round, where the last reply is revealed to be "scratching them", at which point Steve tosses away his menu in utter exasperation.

  Steve: We'll be right back! ...If we still have a show!

• Proper noun something a man might accept in his pants when he's going on a hot appointment. One contestant knows her answer's going to be inappropriate and tries to be every bit PG equally possible by saying "He'southward excited to go on his date." Steve knew what she was talking near but wanted her to be more specific. Her new respond? Boner. Steve'southward reaction was priceless:

  Steve: You can say that on TV? What are you clappin' for?! YOU SAID Boner! YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T Enquire ME IF Y'all COULD SAY THAT! You lot SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO Brand You lot SAY IT AGAIN?" I DIDN'T Brand Y'all SAY It IN THE FIRST PLACE!

  • Number v answer, phrased as "a pitched tent", worth five points.
• "Proper name something that follows the word 'pork'" Firstly, Steve misunderstands a contestant's guess of "Loin" equally "Lawn" due to her accent (she proceeded to blurt out "L-I-O-N! Loin!" to clarify information technology). Then another fellow member of the family took it further by guessing "-cupine" (as in porcupine, with the same logic as the "Pot-ato" incident). Steve'due south reaction says it all.
  • The proper name of the girl that gave the "Loin" answer? Punkin.
  • Then Steve devotes a whole segment of his stand-upward finale to it here (note: language NSFW).
• "Proper name something that has white balls." The number six answer was "White Dudes".
• During Fast Money, "Proper noun something you might put on summit of a salad." Immediately realizing he made a major error, the second contestant says "Whipped cream". Steve declares it to be his favorite.
• "Proper noun an occupation where someone wears a robe." "What is a surgeon?" Steve chastises the contestant for answering in the form of a question.
• "A married woman tin actually cut her married man downwards to size by making fun of his what?" His manhood. (Which is the number 1 answer, labeled as Shrinky Dinky)

  Steve: All you women that'due south out there clapping, listen to me... Don't phone call it your man'due south Shrinky Dinky, okay, you lot'll wind up in a real situation, I can tell y'all that correct now. Yous got a lot of stuff, but what I own't 'tour to be is Shrinky Dinky.

  • Totally true, if The Powerpuff Girls are to be believed.
• "Name something that will ruin a kiss." One of the contestants answers "a moustache." Steve's expression is priceless.
  • The next answer? "Huge lips."
• "Name something that comes in half dozen-inch and 12-inch sizes." One contestant answers "condoms", and Steve loses it. Unlike a previous episode with this question, condoms were not on the board. Also surprising is that no one gave the other obligatory answer in that detail realm, "Guy'southward 'Soul Pole'".
  • Later during Fast Money, the contestants give "Titties" (four points!) and "Tush" (ii points!) equally body parts starting with the letter "T". In the case of the onetime, Steve is shocked and amazed that the contestant said it without an ounce of hesitation

  Steve: Without hesitation. And he saw absolutely nada wrong!

• "Proper name a identify on your trunk yous wouldn't want a doctor to stick his finger." With a similarly hilarious level of conviction, members of the aforementioned family unit answer with "In the butt." (number one respond!) and "Vagina" (not on the board).
• 2012: "Proper noun a place on your body that a doc might look in with a little flashlight." The first contestant of the episode's "Fast Money" round, Apr, answers "Butt," leading Steve to later joke that if his md shines a flashlight in that surface area during an exam, "me and that man [his doctor] right there, nosotros gonna tear that whole part up (i.e., Steve will fight him)." To both Steve and the audience's surprise, the answer earns 11 points! The hilarity is amplified farther when April's sister, Bonita, gives the same answer when she has to respond the same survey questions!... which non only prompts a cablegram, but causes the audience to immediately burst out laughing, Steve to walk off to the other side of the phase and April to give Bonita a high-five.
• October 2012: "Name something parents hope their son has done by the time he's xxx." "Have sex activity." The other contestant (and eventually, everyone else) realizes just how "interesting" the respond was; Steve had to emphasize that they were looking for what the parents hoped. It did score 2 points as "Scored/Sown Oats", though.
  • From the aforementioned episode: "We asked 100 married women: name a movie monster your husband acts similar when he'southward aroused." Starting time, although she had won face off with a happy cheer (outscoring her opponent's "Godzilla" with "Male monarch Kong"), her family not only fails to celebrate, they tell her to pass. Perhaps a wise choice, as the opponent family unit fails to guess any other monster (Dracula failed to make the lath despite being their only reasonable answer), and the just reason they got the steal was "The Hulk". Capping the absurdity is Steve's reaction to the No. 2 answer, "Freddy Krueger".

  Steve: "Freddy Kr- who the hell are you married to?!"

• For the win: "If Santa Claus was sick on Christmas Eve, who might he inquire to deliver the presents?" "The Easter Bunny." She was right.
• In what probably is the first fourth dimension this has always happened since Celebrity Family Feud (or the TNA special):

  Mike: (buzzes in) Shit. (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey'south WTF face) ...can I say that? It's the first matter that came to my head.

  • Harvey gain to grill Mike for swearing on daytime TV, then turns to the manager to ask how in the Hell he's supposed to piece of work effectually that. His answer was accustomed and written on the lath as "Whatsoever money".
• February 18, 2013: "Name something in a honeymoon suite that encourages romance." "M-Y Jelly"
• November 27, 2013: Unfortunate Implications are not limited to the living.

  Steve: Name something you know about zombies.

  [Christie buzzes in]

  Christie: Black.

  Steve: [deadpan] They're black, okay. [laughter]

  Christie: I don't know if they're white, alright. Just help me. [long, bad-mannered pause] It's up there! It's upwards there!

• While a contestant introduced himself, Steve was fixing his tie. Then this happened:

  Contestant: I'm a product development consultant, and Steve Harvey is touching me!

  Steve: *jumps back, startled* ...Did that sound like a lawsuit to yous?

• This exchange:

  Steve: Proper name a place people like to escape to.

  Contestant: A drunken land!

  Steve: *looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*

  • The contestant has to clarify what she meant, for a moment Steve thought she was talking almost an actual state. He mentions he was thinking of Alabama or Georgia or something similar.
• I Fast Money question was, "Name a reasonable curfew for a 16-twelvemonth-old." The contestant answered...

  Contestant: 6 o'clock!

  Steve: Vi o'clock? GET IN THE Firm, It'Due south SIX O'CLOCK!

• The inevitable respond to this question:

  Steve: Name something a human being has that he likes to polish.

  Contestant: His man part! *audition laughs while Steve gives him his I'm-losing-organized religion-in-humanity look* ...Not that I know from feel-

  Steve: Shut up.

• "Name something you lot pull out." "Your penis!"
• Steve met a contestant named Khanh, who was a heavy set man. When he asked Khanh what he did for a living, he responded, "I'm a recovering vegetarian." Cue Steve losing information technology.
• The final answer to "Proper noun something yous fantasize almost hitting your husband with" was a behemothic rubber dong. (For bonus humor, read through the annotate department where the commenters guess what the category was, basically playing If This Is The Answer What Was The Question.)
• This one. The question was "Name a give-and-take or phrase that ways 'Naked'". The contestant said "Nekkid", and Steve Harvey went on a huge rant saying how he wouldn't be able to utilise that. The contestant so decides on "Scantily Clad". Harvey loses it.
  • The contestant (Arvell) tries to justify his answer, and Steve gives a response that could merely virtually sum upwards his attitude towards every silly reply he hears on the show.
• Request for the best low voice someone has ever heard, "Harry Styles." Steve's reaction is hilarious.

  Steve: Harry Styles, ha ha ha, who the hell is that?

• "We asked 100 men; name something you might like about living life as a woman." "I can accept my very own breasts!" It was the #1 answer.
• "Name something a doctor might pull out of a person". You might not believe the respond fifty-fifty subsequently you lot hear information technology
• "Nosotros talked to a hundred women, name something nearly women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the firm without." "Their vibrator." Steve's improv is just gold. "Well, on my way to the grocery store...Where in the world is my toy? Ain't no tellin' how long these lines gon' exist..."
• "If the Statue of Liberty were a man, name something it might be holding instead of a torch." The number four answer, "its wang", prompts Steve to mime doing then immediately. The folks over at Whose Line Is It Anyway? would have joined in with him.
• This contestant failed to realize that their answer was already up on the board.
• "Name a little animal that'southward equally scary to people equally a large shark." "Chihuahua." Steve says he would swoop into the audience naked if its upwardly there; it'southward not.
• Nov 24, 2014: "Name something women wear that was obviously designed by men because information technology's uncomfortable but sexy." "Texas, Steve! Texas." Harvey is dumbfounded by the answer, fifty-fifty more so after the contestant says that this was what he meant to say, and provides zero explanation.
  • Later on, from the opposing family: "Proper name an animate being that, if it could talk, would say 'I'm all ears.'" "Quondam human." Every bit part of his reaction, Steve proceeds to blurt out "Texas!"
• This contestant somehow misses the buzzer .
• May 14, 2015: "Tell me a nickname that someone gives their lover that starts with the word 'sugar'." "Sugar dumpling." Yous know an respond is ridiculous when information technology makes Steve breaks into vocal...
• Date unknown, uploaded on August 5, 2015: "Name something a farmer's wife might accuse him of caring about more her." The contestant says "farm equipment" first, but Steve says he needs to be more specific...

  Contestant: His... hoe?
  (the entire audience cracks upward)
  Steve: I kid yous not, I couldn't accept wrote a joke ameliorate than that! That'southward the best damn respond I've e'er heard as the host of Family Feud! That's damn bright!
  Contestant: Thank you, Steve.
  Steve: Now, it own't up there, but that is the BEST damn respond that own't on the board I've ever heard!

• In Fast Money, "How many of the Ten Commandments have you cleaved this month?" "Vii." Steve loses information technology when he goes over the results (the first person said "iii")

  Steve: You said ... seven outta ten! Who does that? In a month!? What have you washed? Who'd you kill? You stole some stuff, which one is it? Which one of the iii didn't she do?!

• September eighteen, 2015: "If you were an octopus, name something you could do to 8 people all at once." Aye, they went in that location, and the very outset guess was "suck on them" (not on the board). It culminated with one woman giving an answer that was too hot for Television receiver (merely patently hot enough for YouTube) ^note ("Jerk them off"); it was accustomed as "Fondle/Their butts".
• In Fast Money, "Name something that would make a party depressing." "Dead person." It scored 8 points.
• "What would make you doubtable that your new home was haunted?". The #four answer: "A ghost impregnated me".
• "What might a bullheaded date conveniently forget to mention about himself?" After five seconds of about reaching for the buzzer, a fellow member of the right family unit does and answers "He's blind."
  • Another answer to that question was "He'due south a woman"
• November 23, 2015: "Proper name a part of a man's trunk that if hair were ripped from it, it might cause him to weep." The first person says "chest", and of course the 2nd person said "Penis". Even improve is the fact that the judges actually considered it a valid answer (presumably, they counted it as "Crotch"), and it scored 26 points!
• The Hilarious Outtakes, which the testify posts to its website and YouTube: ^note (Usually when neither player gives a correct answer in the Confront-Off.)

  Steve: They're gonna throw it out, nosotros're gonna go back. Information technology's nobody's fault, we only have a bad question sometimes. Then y'all match a bad question with two bad answers...

• The crew ambushes Steve by flashing a rather shocking pic of ane of the answers on the board. The reaction sells it: "When the hell'd we commencement using props?"
• "We asked 100 women: Proper noun something y'all similar to do when yous're abode alone." The answer: "Masturbate". And when it's not upwards there, she insists the women lied.
• February 23, 2016: Steve asks for "another way people say 'female parent'"; ane contestant seemingly tests his patience by giving answers that had already been said, with slightly dissimilar pronunciations.
  • That same family went on to the Fast Money round, since the other family couldn't steal the points from the normal round. The first contestant, Cecilia, gave 3 bad answers and one decent one (she couldn't think of anything for the first question), for a total of xix points. Steve doesn't accept the heart to tell the 2d contestant, Sam, just how many points he needs, and before request for 25 seconds on the clock, he says "Let'due south remind everyone of Cecilia'southward respond." Sam had already been struggling to keep a straight face, and finally lost it when Steve said this.
• February 24, 2016: (Fast Money) "Name something Grandpa is too old to be riding on." "His wife." Even more hilarious? This respond won the game.
• Steve asks one man his occupation. "I'thousand a colon and rectal surgeon." After Steve goes off on him about why they exist and wanting to poke his eye out (and getting the suggestion "Observe a surgeon with small-scale hands", and holding up his own for emphasis), he moves on to his brother...who's a gastroenterologist.

  Steve: So yous on one end, he'southward on the other? I just put it downwardly in that location, y'all have information technology out? That is so jacked up.

• October 13, 2016: "Proper name something yous only accept one set of." First, someone answers "Balls". Yes, it's upwardly there. Later, another contestant answers "breasts". It's listed on the board as "Dairy Cannons", which leaves Steve in atheism.
• "Something you put on celery before eating it. You said 'Mustard'. [Beat] No ane does that."
• "Besides tennis, name a sport played with a dissonance. You said... [The answer "Lacrosse" appears on the board] the sport with a stick. [crowd laughs]
• February 6, 2017: On ane question, the buzzer doesn't brand its sound when a player hits it (leading to an awkward moment).
  • During Fast Money:"Proper name something that goes upwardly and down." "Breasts."
• "Fill in the blank; some politicians belong in the White Business firm. Others belong in the [bare]house." "The White House." Steve'due south reaction and mocking derails the game for several minutes, and he even uses the same mocking tone for his sign-off at the end of the show.
• July thirteen, 2017: "Name a kind of accommodate that's not appropriate for the office." The contestant mishears Harvey and answers with: "Chicken noodle".
• Apr xviii, 2018: During a Fast Money round, "Proper name a place yous see a lot of unhappy men." Kevin answers with: "weddings".
• Steve Harvey asks a contestant to "Name something that dries up when it gets former". The kickoff person to respond, Grant, meekly says, "Asparagus", and immediately cringes. It'southward non only up there (counted as "Fruits/Vegetables"), it'south also the very acme answer with 44 responses. Steve accuses Grant of making a guess he knew wasn't up in that location before finally albeit that he was the one that doubted it was up there.

  Steve Harvey: ...if the letters [in] "asparagus" had popped up on that lath, (Shell) I woulda shot myself.

• 1 family'due south bad Fast Money circular has some seriously hilarious moments, who otherwise got over $twoscore,000 in their run. The kickoff contestant says that a human'due south "perfect acme for a woman" was "v'ten"", and answers the next question, "name something on your body that might go pulled", with "penis." Steve struggles to read the third question... twice.
  • The second contestant proceeds to Likewise judge "5'10"" and "penis" , guessing "4'3"" and "nipples" instead. Steve struggles to read the third question for the third fourth dimension and promptly walked off the set.
  • What'southward fifty-fifty funnier is that this is one of the few times a zero points answer got repeated. What's even funnier than that is that "Nipples" scored two points. What's funnier than that is that the tiptop answer was "hair", something the two contestants and the host don't take.
• One of the questions was "If a man walks in on his married woman when she'due south in the bathroom, what would she throw at him?" The survey revealed that four people said "Her poop." Steve'southward expression was simply priceless. Even meliorate, instead of reading along when it was revealed on the lath, the audience just groaned in disgust.
• The appearance of the Obu family. During introductions, Steve gets distracted by one proper name tag in the bunch...

  Steve: Your proper name is Obu? And your concluding proper noun is Obu? "Obu Obu"?
  Obu: That's correct.
  Ibum: You lot should ask him what his centre name is.
  Obu: Steve's not ready for that, no; Steve'southward not prepare for that!
  Steve: You lot don't know how set I am! Affair of fact, we're non doing a damn matter until we observe out! What's your middle name, Obu?
  Obu: It's Obu.
  Steve: "Obu Obu Obu"?
  Obu: Yep sir. Should I bear witness my ID?
  Steve: Nah, I don't gotta see your ID...do you lot take it on you?
  Obu: That'southward always the process I get through. (shows ID to Steve) Why don'tcha check this out.
  Steve: I'll be damned... uh, who named you Obu Obu Obu?
  Obu: My father.
  Steve: Your father... your father still livin'?
  Obu: Yeah sir, he's right out there in the audition.
  [Obu's begetter stands upwardly and waves, the oversupply erupts in thank you every bit Steve walks over to him.]
  Steve: Yeah, you lot but who I'thou looking for. What's your name, sir?
  Begetter: OBUUUUUUUUU!
  (Steve folds his arms and just kind of looks around while the oversupply cheers again)
  Steve: (in a faux "African" accent") Nosotros ARE HAPPY. Yous ARE HERE.
  (The Obu family unit explodes with laughter behind him)

• One Fast Money round started off with a set of answers that only scored 14 points. But it wasn't the answers, it was the second family fellow member's stunned reaction that set Steve off in a fit of laughter that tin can all-time be described as 'squeaky toy'.
• Near the end of the beginning part of a Fast Money round, Steve asked "Proper noun something you practice while on the couch that you as well practise in bed." as a question, and was given "rub yourself" every bit the respond by the start contestant. Steve was so frozen that he couldn't fifty-fifty manage to state the terminal question earlier the timer ran out. The priceless function? Three other people actually gave the same reply on the survey.

  Later

  Steve: (to the second contestant) Chavoy, surprisingly, got some points he shouldn't take.

• "If a human being cheats on his wife, name something of his she might throw into a wood chipper." One contestant goes the Freudian route and says "his junk", and gets a indicate, but the rest of the family'southward nicer alternatives aren't plenty to sweep the lath and the other family steals. Their consensus? "The other woman." The capper is not that they're right, merely that, on the board, it's counted as "Pickle Pleasin' Ho".
• "Tell me a word a married homo would employ to fill in the blank, 'I would BLANK for sex'." - Lie, dice, pay, beg, kill. The two ladies say "cook" and "clean"; the fact that Steve agrees with all the male answers more than and more than every bit it goes on and gets more and more involved is hilarious.
  • When they bike back to the ladies, Steve just tells the other team "get fix to steal". Predictably, they do - united nationspredictably, their caput of the family fouls information technology upwardly for them by answering, way too proudly, "weep for sex". Steve smacks him.
  • Then there'south his sheer joy when someone suggests the discussion "kill".

    Steve: I would kill for - I would kill for sex! Yep! KILL! (Board lights upward with "KILL" as the no. 2 answer)

• In one episode, in that location was a teenager who was easily One Head Taller than the other men on the prove, including his male parent and older brothers, leading to this exchange:

  Contestant: Yeah, I'1000 a sophomore in high school.

  Steve: Great—what major?

  Steve: Oh. *looks upward at him* Damn. You're the tallest one here.

• One detail example that too doubles as an awesome moment; "Proper noun a male glory that can be described as bald and beautiful." Steve practically begged for at least one person mistakenly thinking of him fitting this somehow: he was worth 25 points! He besides riffed on the other celebrities who came upward as answers. Even better, was that all of the answers on the right half of the lath were worth only two fewer points combined than Steve Harvey.
• "We asked 100 men: proper name a nutrient that makes yous recall about sex." Cue the kid, who's probably not old enough to take sex activity, shouting "HOT DAWG!". His opponent's answer of "whipped cream" (which, kudos to her, is probably true!) is not on the board, so Steve goes to the family of the kid. The next answer? "Donut", and it dissolves into a discussion about sex education, which is as hilarious as information technology sounds.
  • Later, during that same question, two other answers given were "meatballs" and "tacos" (the latter caused Steve to throw his cards away in exasperation while walking over to the other squad).
• "Name something on your wife's shopping list that looks like she's planning a murder." At some point Steve realizes that the family unit is a little likewise familiar with this subject...
• Fast Money with the second player, Big Cute Woman Mandi, which immediately throws a shadow over the very outset question (name the perfect waist size for a woman). Mandi'due south answer was 34", which gets a 0, and Steve reveals that the top answer was actually 24", which doesn't assistance much... until Steve is reminded of the lyrics to the funk archetype "Brick House", and Mandi also knows the words, leading to the whole scene mutating into a musical number.
  • Qualifying for an Crawly moment every bit well, Mandi was as well responsible for one of those answers that Steve is admittedly certain isn't on the board... until it is.
• "Give me a male child'southward name that starts with the letter H." The contestant'southward answer? Jose. Cue Steve Harvey but turning abroad with a blank expression that reads, "Did he actually just say that?".
• The questions and answers get bad when the person with the raunchy answer has an enabler...

  Steve: Tell me the final thing you stuck your finger in?
  (The contestant looks forwards for a few moments, so glances at the woman side by side to him)
  Kevin: My wife, Steve!
  Steve: (looks abroad, exasperated)
  Kevin: (high-fives his wife)
  Later on...
  Steve: I've had a lot of skillful answers... my favorite answer of all time. (Beat) Don't do that no more.

  • To summit things off, when he asks Kevin'southward wife the same question, he immediately turns to Kevin, who says in response, "No, sir."
• "If the Easter Bunny pooped candy, what specific candy would he poop?" Many hilarious answers were given, simply the virtually hilarious has to be Carol'south answer of "Penny Tootsie Rolls with the newspaper off." It says a lot when Steve can't even finish saying her answer without swell upwardly.
• "We asked 100 married women... Proper noun a kind of boat that best describes your man in the chamber." Contestant Brian answers with "aircraft carrier". Steve's reaction after only adds to the hilarity.
• "Name something people run across their lips."

  Jim: Gravy. (laughs)
  Steve: (while laughing) You're merely trying to give the safest answer you tin. Yous know good and hell well that ain't upwardly hither. Gravy!

  • The funniest part is that gravy actually was on the board at #5, listed as "Food/Juicy Ruby". This results in Steve tossing his carte and walking off the set, every bit if he's given up on humanity.
• "We asked 100 women... Name something the Pillsbury doughboy and your man take in mutual." Contestant Beak laughs in exasperation before answering "he's white". This results in Steve, while laughing, walking off and throwing his cards away. That being said, Steve claims it to exist ane of his favorite answers.

  Steve: Aw human, that'southward funny to me. Man, that's the best answer I've ever heard. I-I dearest real answers, man.

• "If they sold a Steve Harvey costume for Halloween, what might information technology come with?" Lil Wayne await-alike Lamont answers with "a big nose." This leads to Steve repeatedly threatening to tear the game lath down if "large nose" is upwardly there. Thankfully for him, it wasn't.
• I Fast Money question asked for another word for "toilet". A contestant said "Shitter" which appeared on the board equally "Sh***er". He got two points for it.
• From a celebrity episode involving NFLPA members: "If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool?" Bruce Smith guesses "a penis".
• "Name something Steve has had more 1 of." Vague enough on its own, and the terminal answer on the lath is just ridiculous, simply Steve's reaction to the second last answer is a thing of beauty.
• "I'm a stripper just I tell people I'grand actually 10". The get-go guess is "nurse", which makes perfect sense. Turns out she really is a nurse... maybe.
• One thing that almost always happens on the show is that a family unit will cheer for a person'due south answer - "Good answer! Skilful answer!" - fifty-fifty if information technology'southward painfully obvious that it isn't. However, one episode had a refreshing aversion of this: the question was, "Name something a person does sitting downward," and the contestant gave her answer, "Magic carpet ride." After a moment'due south intermission:

  Mike: "Yeah! Practiced answer!" (turns to Steve) "If that's up at that place, I'll eat your tie."

• You might take trouble getting a babysitter if y'all don't have any X. There'southward a lot of straightforward answers to this one, but the head of the household goes two levels deep and suggests the actual kids.

  Steve: Yeah, what y'all don't want to do is go up the wife and tell her (swagger on) This is the babysitter...

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Celebrity Family Feud

• Of grade, the New Glory Family Feud had to lead off with "Name something a nude magician might pull a rabbit out of." Anthony Anderson's mom says "His nuts"; cue everyone trying to emphasize that this is supposed to be a family show.

  Steve: This evidence is goin' to hell. The kahunas! [strike]

• June 28, 2015: It'southward NFL night (AFC vs. NFC). 49ers tight end Vernon Davis stole the show.
  • "If you lot're good at reading body linguistic communication, which part of a woman speaks the loudest?" "Her anxiety."
  • Steve scalding Terrell Suggs for hitting the buzzer likewise hard.
  • "Name something that follows the word 'strip'." The whole circular was pretty much a laugh riot, but taking the cake, "Strip rip", and Vernon trying to play the Pork-cupine menu with "-Per".
• July 19, 2015: "Proper name something that can be inflated or deflated." Steve absolutely knows something bad is about to happen the moment he looks at the carte, because upwards against Holly Robinson Peete is Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots. Holly Robinson Peete gives a depression-scoring respond, only Rob decides to pass, perhaps considering of poor timing. ^notation (The Patriots had recently been involved in a controversy surrounding allegations that they had used deflated footballs during NFL mail-flavor games) Then we likewise go the bad answers "safety" and "teddy bear".
• July 3, 2016: "Proper noun something people do sexier than others." "Bulldoze." Steve remarks that this was the showtime fourth dimension he had ever heard the opponents express joy at an respond.
• July x, 2016: "Fill in the blank: 'pie in the [what?]'" Snoop Dogg, being the person that he is, says "Horse." Steve cannot comprehend what the hell that answer is supposed to mean. And he was hoping they'd get to the answer, as Snoop'due south team was doing exceptionally well. The respond before put him at 199.

  Steve: WELL. (Snoop reels in disgust, so squats downwards, pantomiming shooting craps) Sometimes, God hears and answers prayers. I now get to find out what the hell he said. We need one signal! Fill in the blank: Pie in the—what the hell did yous say? What?! (walking up to the lath) PIE IN THE WHAT?! (the word "Horse" appears on the board) Pie. In the horse. (walks dorsum to Snoop) Folks, when your brain cells have...(Snoop and the audience express mirth)...when your brain cells have suffered a little flake...you're gonna accept moments like this. This is going to be on YouTube. Cuz Snoop only said PIE IN THE Horse.

• In another Celebrity Family unit Feud fast money, Buccaneers defensive tackle Gerald McCoy was asked, "Nosotros asked 100 married women… If men wore loincloths, what size would your husband wear?". His answer? "3X." This acquired Steve to cease the clock and briefly walk off the set.

  Steve: (in a high-pitched vocalization) DAMN! 3X! 'Mama, here come up that man!'

  • Arguably even more hilarious was in that same fast money round, Minnesota Vikings broad receiver Stefon Diggs was asked to end the phrase, "get out it _____." Diggs answered without hesitation, "In." Needless to say, Steve was shocked.

    Steve: Is this real? Oh my god.

• July 31, 2016:

  Steve: Name someone you kiss bye but never passionately.

  James Hinchcliffe: That's a lie! I've seen you two kiss!

  [Tony "TK" Kanaan goes over to kiss Conor on the cheek.]

  Hinch: Y'all tell me at that place wasn't passion in that!

  • Even better, Conor'due south answer was accustomed as "My Friend/Broski"!
  • Too, Will Ability is unable to answer anything above the belt.

  Steve: A wife might tell her husband 'Aye, I'll wear lingerie if you wear...' what?

  Will: A sock? (It's on the board as 'safety/weenie beanie')

  Steve: Name something of King Kong's that's really long.

  Will: His, uh...

  Hinch: Easy.

  Volition: His ding-dong? (Besides on the lath every bit 'His King-A-Ling')

  • Also, Steve played wingman for the recently single Hinch.
• "Proper noun something that could ruin a kiss." After Jaleel White's "chapped lips" answer fails to steal the points, Steve reveals the other answers...and #4 is "a booty tooty". Cue defoliation from everybody .

  Rico: ...what is that?
  Jaleel: (looking highly confused)
  Rico: Do you have an caption for that, Steve?
  Steve: (looks effectually, confused)
  Jaleel: (raises his manus, beckons Steve over) Um...if I'grand gonna leave this show as a loser today, I would only similar to know what is a "haul tooty"?
  Raini: I'one thousand interested to know. I'thou confused over here.
  Steve: The, uh, the entire minority population is dislocated. The blacks and browns have come together in... finally. Finally. And looking out at the others out in the audience, white people don't know what the hell that is either! So finally, we take institute a mutual ground! Don't NOBODY know what the hell a "booty tooty" is!

  • Information technology takes someone in the audition to point out that information technology's a really foreign manner of proverb "fart."
• July 9, 2017: "Proper noun a word that rhymes with 'yummy'". Basketball game Hall of Famer Gary Payton start answers with "hummy". Then, baseball thespian Pedro Martinez answers with Miami.
  • In that episode's Fast Coin, Pedro answers "We asked 100 men: In your life, how many fistfights have y'all been in?" with ''fifteen''.
  • In the post-obit game, one of the guesses for "Name a adept place where you can cry" is "a restaurant". Harvey mocks it by assuming what a person might do in that situation and doesn't weep until he "opens up the menu".
• From a celebrity edition featuring Land Music singer Scotty McCreery and his family. Scotty'due south Fast Money response to "Name something y'all saw and immediately said, 'I'll have it.'" was "Fried chicken", which acquired Steve to laugh and say "My man!" before reading the adjacent question. He then followed it upwardly with an even improve one: "Proper name something y'all recollect of when you hear the discussion 'boo'." "Yah." (as in the slang term "Booyah!") "Fried craven" got 11 points, and they won the jackpot before Steve could reveal whether or non "Yah" got whatsoever points.
• The 2019 season of Glory Family Feud was capped off with the nigh legendary TV family matchup: The Goldbergs vs. Blackish. Needless to say, things went downhill fast and many laughs were had. Some highlights from the effect:
  • Anthony Anderson trying to "bribe" Steve out of playing the friction match, which leads to the latter jokingly declaring team Blackish every bit the winners.
  • Jeff Garlin's entire introduction is nothing brusk of hilarious, from casually mentioning that he's dating Anthony'southward mama Doris, to specifying that his charity is not called "Fudge" Cancer, considering the disease doesn't exist in Family Feud.

  Steve Harvey: Okay, I gotcha. You are stupid.

  • The question "What do y'all recollect Steve Harvey smells similar?" resulted in a agglomeration of howlers (such every bit Sam being utterly ashamed of answering "sexual practice", and Anthony really smelling Steve so that he could go his "cocoa butter" answer right), simply the 1 reply on the board that got Steve to practise a Flat "What" was "Lilac/Flowers".
  • After the circular for the question "What torso part does your mother have that yous hope yours doesn't await like?" ended, among the predictable insult answers on the board, 1 was revealed to be "Hag Nose/Cat Face". Everyone was offended, especially Steve Harvey, whose female parent fits the former description.

  Tracee: "Hag nose"?

  Anthony: What's a "True cat Confront"?

• As attestation to what this bear witness has finally done to Steve Harvey, this one (the families of Jeff Dunham vs Ming-Na Wen) shows Steve clearly expecting the hilariously inappropriate respond when information technology really isn't.
• June twenty, 2021: "Name a famous doc who you promise isn't performing surgery on anyone." The starting time answer given, which wasn't on the board, was "Dr. Oz." Also, the top 2 answers of "Dr. Dre" and "Dr. Phil."

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